Did you miss me?
You're living in my old flat!
What are you doing here?
I have repossessed the flat.
I came to apologise.
None of this would have happened if I hadn't got wet that night.
Are you finished? I'm going back up!
Baby...Don't you miss me?
Save it!
I've been doing that.
I figure if we remain frugal,
we have enough to last the rest of our lives.
I mean save your breath!
I know exactly what you're thinking!
You think when a woman like me leaves her rich husband,
she'll walk away with tens of millions cash a flat and a car.
That's why you want to hang around.
No, listen to me.
I admit I was after money at first,
but these last few days without you
made me realise I can't live without you.
Baby, I have fallen in love with you.
Spare me your acting!
A capable grown man like you
should find a proper job.
There's no future in being a fancy man.
You'll never get whatever that's not meant to be yours.
I'm returning this.
I will not take back what I have given you.
You don't look like you've had enough food lately.
I hope this can help you.
Baby, don't leave me! I beg of you...
Please don't leave me...
Say no more! Don't call me either!
No, don't go...Baby!
Thank you!
I paid a fortune for it
and only got small change back!
I don't know how long this can last.
I'd better find another rich woman soon.
What else can I sell?
The watch in the supermarket locker!
Well? You want to get to your locker?
Sorry! I've changed the lock!
Fine! I'll leave!
Guards!
What is it, Boss?
What's going on?
Arrest this thief!
Hold it...Is there some misunderstanding?
None!
You're calling him a thief!
I don't know what he took.
I didn’t steal anything! I didn't!
Then what are you doing here?
I came for an interview.
Interview? You believe him?
Life is hard!
We do!
50?
You were either chasing skirts back then
or do nothing but hea.
You expect me to hire you again?
That would be difficult,
because you wanted to be my father!
I will not hire you!
Get lost!
Lei-ah! Did you come back for this?
Yes! Thank you!
I kept it for you after you left.
You came back for it,
do you have money problems?
No way! I'm doing great!
The watch has sentimental value.
That's why I came back for it.
Is everything alright?
You've been cut from all the TV programmes
and died 7 times in one day!
I'm so grateful for the arrangement.
I died 7 times in a day.
That put me on the international headlines.
I'm now a hit in Hollywood.
I've been booked on a tour to Las Vegas and San Francisco.
I'm leaving tonight.
Really?
Of course! Don't worry!
When I come back, I'll buy you dinner!
Bye!
Did you see www.zitaulomong.com?
There's another interview on Lam Suet!
Great!
Look at her long legs!
She's doing well. That's right!
At first, I thought I'd lose...
But he backed out...
Can you tell us who it is?
Let's talk about Suet's future plans.
Mr Ko, what are her plans?
Suet has signed up for the Outstanding Singers Contest,
and is one of the 10 finalists.
She'll be spending more time in China.
I must thank everyone for your support.
In the upcoming months, I must focus on the competition,
because I have to...Sorry!
I want to win glory for the Hong Kong music world.
Before you leave for the competition,
is there something you wish to tell the Hong Kong audience?
Someone once told me,
if you have backing, you don't need talent.
But I disagree.
I think there are talented people like me out there.
If you get back on your feet,
you still have a chance to beat me.
This is not over, you hear me?
Hey!
That's crazy! I took the wrong turn?
I have never done anything wrong!
She's just trying to provoke me!
Listen, you won't get your wish!
You're just jealous I'm a good looking hunk!
You're only trying to provoke me!
I'll get even by picking up more chicks!
I'll show you who took the wrong turn
and who's the real map king.
You know me? Want my autograph?
On where? Your coffin?
You died 7 times a day!
I knew you noticed me!
You're the international laughing stock!
Why don't you show me again?
I want to see it live!
Sure! How would you like it done?
Drown in your love? Or die missing you?
You want to be a fancy man? Spare me!
Do you know how many men succumb to my beauty and money?
You're nothing but scrap!
You're so cute when you're naughty!
Where would you like to go tonight?
Didn't your parents teach you anything?
They raised you to be a fancy man!
Shut up, pork!
What did you say?
I said shut up, pork!
No one can be a fancy man with someone like you!
You have slit eyes, upturned nose,
you croak like a frog and is round like a bear plus those elephant legs.
Not one part of you looks human.
Go back to the zoo where you belong
or Iii call the Agriculture and Fisheries Department to come get you.
You're just BBQ meat,
the cheapest roast duck, no less!
You're the pork chop nobody want.
Nobody wants roast duck like you either.
If I'm a roast duck, you're a roast pig!
Then you're a cured duck!
You're a floozy pork chop who wants a piece of my behind!
You can call me anything but a floozy!
Honey, he bullied me!
You tried to pick her up?
Are you mad? A pork chop like her?
Who are you calling a pork chop?
She's the pork chop!
A Gillette pork chop no less!
Don't cry, Baby?
I'm her green onion and she's mine!
How dare you talk to my Baby like that!
The pork chop is your Baby?
I'm sorry I called her a pork chop.
She's actually a sow!
What did you say?
I mean she's the prettiest pork chop.
Stop it!
I mean...I'm jealous you can have this pretty pork chop all to yourself!
What?
I mean she's not a pork chop.
Even if she was, I wouldn't call her that...
That's cheating!
Hey, why did you tie me up?
Because you soared my Baby!
She just busted my head with a bottle!
That's because she's scared!
Let me remind you...she's eating. She doesn't look scared at all!
I'll cut you some slack.
My girlfriend is physically and psychological hurt,
I'll let you go if you pay for her damages.
That's blackmail!
Will you pay or not?
The boys tell me you're an artiste.
A cut on your face will look good!
Not the face...
It's my fault! I'm sorry!
Call your family and ask for a ransom.
We have no money. My father is a priest.
Don't believe him, the church is loaded from contributions.
Hello?
Listen, my name is Busted Bottle.
I have your son.
Bring 200 grand to Busted Bottle Bar
or get ready to collect his body.
Sure!
Is everything alright? Yes!
He said he has my son and wants 200 grand.
Con men these days are so unprofessional.
He should at least let me hear his voice.
Don't mind him. Let's pray...
Wait...if that was a real conman,
and he's so terrible at lying,
it means he's new to the job.
We should look him up and help him repent.
You're right! It's time for evangelisation!
Let's go!
You're a big guy!
Boss!
Are you Mr Busted Bottle?
I heard you had my son.
Hello, Reverend! Where's the money?
Right here!
Very funny! Is this a joke?
What you seek is not wealth on Earth.
The wealth in Heaven is more worthwhile...
Wealth in Heaven? Are you cursing me?
Telephone fraud is a crime.
Though you lied to me, I won't report you.
Turn yourself in!
Perhaps you'll find the meaning of life in jail
and the faith you obviously deserve.
First you said I'd die. Now I'd go to jail!
You're funny, Reverend! Fix him!
I'm sorry...Hold on!
Shall we fight back?
Our faith prohibits us from fighting.
What now, Boss?
If the Reverend won't fight, tie them up!
Yes!
Sit down!
Sit!
They conned you with telephone fraud too?
It's OK, they are not professionals.
I'm sure we'll be fine!
It's you, son!
I thought you were in Las Vegas!
I told you! You just wouldn't believe me!
You're so unprofessional.
At least let me hear my son's voice!
Did you bring the money?
I gave it to you!
What now, Boss?
Check his phone!
Look for somebody famous.
Snake Ming, Junkie Wing...
Anyone else?
There's a Brother Bing!
Call him!
We can put a hole over here!
He's here, Boss!
You're Brother Bing?
People call me Corny Bing!
Did you bring money, Corny Bing?
How dare you ask me for money!
Don't you know who I am?
I don't know you from Mickey Mouse!
I'm not letting them go without the money!
How long have you been with the triads?
Since this morning!
I just sworn in this morning, right?
Bravo, Boss! Bravo!
I'm asking you for the last time,
do you have the money or not?
No! What of it?
I like you, Uncle!
You have the nerve to show up with no money!
I won't tie you up either.
Go home and watch soap opera!
Take him away!
Hey...Reverend Ma...There's nothing worse than running into a rookie!
They treat a veteran like a nobody!
I'm sorry I can't help you, Reverend!
It's alright, Brother Bing!
I'm sorry...
Save your breath! Get rid of him!
HEY"
Bye! You have no friends, roast duck!
Except for these losers,
an athlete and a priest look-alike,
plus an uncle with no money!
Kiss one eye goodbye!
No...
I'm warning you! Don't touch him...
I'm not afraid of anyone, let alone a priest
Fix him!
Let's roll!
You said a priest wouldn't fight!
I'll confess afterwards.
Are you alright, Reverend?
I'm fine!
I'm fine too!
I'm fine!
Dad...Godfather...hey...
How is he, doctor?
He pulled several muscles,
but he should be fine after a few days' rest.
What about my godfather?
He only needs sleep! Let him rest.
Thanks!
They're still out?
Yes!
I spoke to them...They want us to hand someone over.
What? They're still unconscious!
I know, but this is gangland rule.
We need to hand over someone.
Who will it be? Your father or godfather?
Me!
Are you scared?
Definitely!
Don't worry! I'm right here!
I can guarantee you'll live.
Thanks! That's all?
What about my limbs? And my face?
That's hard to say!
You need guts, young man!
That's what your father did!
You know him?
Everyone knows him!
I didn’t recognise him at first.
He looked familiar but he's so refined and gentle...
Obviously I wasn't sure!
But when I saw his tattoo,
I knew he must be Crazy Horse.
I know, he won't stop talking about the Bible,
especially the Gospel of Matthew,
that's why people call him Crazy Horse.
Of course not! He's the Crazy Horse of Portland Street.
He was famous in the gangland.
At 17, he was already a seasoned veteran in battles.
He didn't care how many people he went up against.
He'd lead his men into battle and fight one gang after another.
He was practically invincible!
And his clout grew quickly!
Bravo...
One time, to get a tattoo,
he threaded onto another gang's turf.
Is this a challenge, kid?
No, I'm here to show my support.
You're the best tattooist in Hong Kong.
You fought your way here for a tattoo?
Me WA era?!'-
Just copy this.
You'll be chopped to pieces before I finish the tattoo.
Let's see about that!
Since then, people started to call him Crazy Horse of Portland Street.
You brought him with you, Brother Bing?
He's here, Chicken Bone Keung.
Let's see if you have the nerve to keep him.
He's going nowhere fast!
On your account, I'll beat him up for the night
and pretend nothing has ever happened.
Get your butt over here, kid!
Even if you show no regard for me,
at least show some regard for his father.
Who's he?
He was the one who beat me up!
Why should I show him any regard?
His father is Crazy Horse!
You're his son?
I'm so glad to see you!
You're dead! The Boss wants to teach you a lesson!
I really missed you!
You know my old man?
I used to drink with him all the time!
You were just a kid then.
Now you're such a grown up!
What now, Boss?
Give him some tea!
We're friends. ..please sit down!
You know my old man?
Of course! He saved my life in jail!
Or else I'd have been dead!
Hey! That was my pear!
Really? I'm eating it now!
I'll report you!
You can have it back!
Pick it up and eat it!
Eat it...
Thug Ho, having fun?
You stand up for him? Eat that!
What game are you playing, Crazy Horse?
Don't forget me next time!
Thanks, Crazy Horse!
If it hadn't been for him,
Ho would have killed me a few times over.
I promised the Lord for as long as I'm alive
I'll do whatever Crazy Horse wants.
What do you need, kid?
I'll ask him when he wakes up!
What now, Boss? You'd let him off like that?
He called my girlfriend pork chop!
Shut up! That's what she is!
Listen to me...
you're not with me if you pick a pork chop girlfriend.
Baby...
You're awake!
Why are you here? Are you alright?
I'm fine! You're here with godfather!
You're awake! Good, your son is here.
He can help wipe you down!
I can manage!
I'll do it!
Isn't this nice?
It's cool, but faded!
Afire is still burning inside this old man.
How did it go?
Brother Bing took me to see the boss,
who turns out to be Chicken Bone Keung.
Then it's settled!
You used to be a triad boss, why...
Come in... The neighbours are here to see you.
Reverend Ma! Reverend Ma!
Your clothes, Reverend!
And fruits!
How did you find out?
Snake Ming told us!
Thanks for dropping by!
What are you doing here, Mario?
Mario is my son!
What?
Your son?
This cheapskate is your son?
You're so secretive, Reverend!
You never told us he's your son!
I have wanted to ask you...
How can you die on TV 7 times a day?
I have to run...
How rude! He's so petty!
He must have done something bad and is too ashamed.
I know my son has made mistakes,
but it was my fault for not disciplining him properly.
How is that possible? You're a priest!
Look at me. I barely know how to behave.
How can I possibly teach him?
The tattoo tells me you used to be in some gang,
but now you're a priest.
There must be a story behind.
Why don't you share it with us?
Great!
Drop by the church!
Maybe next time...
Do a web-cast, more people can listen to it.
That's right...
Great!
Reverend, you really want to share your past with us?
Yes!
But this is your most private and painful experience.
You don't mind telling people?
I wanted to share it. That's why I'm here.
No doubt it's very painful.
It even pains me to talk about it.
But if it can stop the others from repeating my mistake,
and doing something they'd regret for the rest of their lives,
the pain is well worth it.
Where would you like to start?
From the day I found out I'd be a father.
You have lost weight!
You shouldn't be running around.
Don't visit me anymore.
You're right, I shouldn't be here!
Why stick with someone like me?
Go find someone else.
Is that what you think of me?
I won't get in your way.
I want you to be happy.
I'm pregnant!
I've only been here a week, how can you...
I'm 3 months pregnant. It's your child.
Mine?
Who else, you idiot!
You're going to be a father!
Me? A father?
But you said you're not coming...
The elderly thinks it's bad luck for pregnant women to be here.
Right! You shouldn't be here...
Take good care of yourself...
I'll be out in a few months. Wait for me!
You must keep your nose clean,
me and the baby will be waiting for you.
I promise I'll stay out of trouble.
Just wait for me.
I was young and reckless!
Even when I knew my wife was pregnant,
I couldn't help myself.
Pick up the shoe and lick it clean.
What? Pissed? Go ahead, hit me!
I know where your wife is.
I had to do more time because of that.
2 years more.
Soon after that, I got word
after my wife gave birth to my son,
my enemy ran her down with a car.
Contain your grief!
I couldn't stop blaming myself.
If I hadn't beaten up on Ho,
I would have been out there with her,
and she'd have been still alive.
I'm the reason she's dead.
After I was discharged, I picked up my son
quit the triad and...
I tried not to talk about the past
thinking I could act like nothing had ever happened.
I'd kept it from my son all these years
because I didn't want to ruin the image of a father.
The more I tried to hide from him,
the further we drifted apart.
Good or bad, a family should share everything.
As a priest, I help people every day,
but I couldn't even help my own son!
That's why I'm hoping everyone can benefit from spiritual development,
and can gain new knowledge.
Happily do your part as parents and children
Reverend, thanks for sharing your valuable experience with us.
The fact that you're willing to face your past and your son
proves you have made big progress.
But I'm still running from my past!
Over the years, I haven't had the courage to face my father,
but he has used a very unique way to shorten the distance between us.
I used to find my father a stranger
and I dared not speak to him.
But now, we're like good friends.
I'm sorry!
I wanted to tell you that a week after I left home.
Then why didn't you?
I was hoping you'd say it first.
You're both waiting for the other to say it.
If one of you said it, everything would have been fine.
Why didn't he? Why didn't he?
That's why if you put your mind to it
it's never too late to be a good father!
You're back!
Why didn't you sleep in your room?
You'll easily catch a cold out here.
I was listening to your programme and fell asleep.
Reverend Ma said he was sorry.
What else did he say?
I remember you made a response too.
We said we'd never do anything we'd regret again.
I will cherish the time we have together
and be a filial son.
I'll be a good father too.
Father's Day is coming.
We haven't celebrated it for over 20 years,
let's do something special this year.
Yeh! Mom!
I'm glad you're being so sensible!
It doesn't matter what the occasion is,
the family can enjoy a meal together.
We haven't celebrated Father's Day for over 20 years,
we can’t just eat anything!
I know you mean well. I really don't mind.
Say no more, Dad!
We'll eat something special for Father's Day.
You've been away for so long,
you don't know your way around Hong Kong.
But it's alright, just follow this...
Dim sum in Tai Mo Shan in the morning... good!
Roast goose in Central...good!
Shop for a present in Kowloon Tong...
What would you like?
I want an infrared hair grower.
Yew well!
And a tablet.
What for?
It's in!
And an electronic face roller!
For you?
For me! To make up for Mother's Day.
Yew well!
Don't forget dinner!
A buffet at a 6-star hotel.
You've had this well planned?
You've been gone for over 20 years,
and we've been planning ever since.
This is what we came up with over the years.
Alright...we'll have fun this Father's Day.
I'll buy whatever you want.
Let's look over there!
The infrared hair grower you need!
The electronic face roller,
and the tablet PC you need.
Please take a look...
$1,500 each for buffet?
That's over $10,000 including all the presents.
That's too inorganic!
There's no need to spend so much for Father's Day.
But I haven't celebrated with them for over 20 years,
and I promised I'll get them all the presents.
Your office gives out presents all the time.
Will you give out tablets?
Of course not!
My Mom only finds sponsors for food and daily supplies.
Sponsors? Don't you pay for them?
We don't have that much money.
We organise activities to help the elderly and the low income families
or get discounts for the neighbours.
We go knocking on doors for sponsors.
If I organise a Father's Day function,
can I find sponsors for presents for fathers?
You should do that in the name of the web radio.
You can promote the event via web-cast.
If you wish to run for counselor,
you need experience in community service.
This is the perfect opportunity.
I can kill Z birds with 1 stone.
Ching-man, you're so brilliant!
Is that a compliment?
Of course! If you work alongside me,
my webcasting station will flourish.
With your help, I can be more than a District Counselor,
I can become a LegCo member!
Are you serious?
Thanks! I'll buy you dinner!
What?
Don't over react!
Because I'm usually buying.
This is the first time you're buying.
Where are we going?
I have something to do later.
I'm thinking of buying you sticky rice rolls
That's good enough!
You're back!
YES, Mom!
Look at this flyer. Is it OK?
We're giving them out tomorrow.
Why are we organising a Father's Day function?
You don't understand...look!
Lam Tsoi-yeh mentioned a party on www.zitaulomong.com
and got overwhelming response.
I wanted to beat him to it.
You're stealing his idea?
I'm not stealing anything!
Father's Day has no copyright.
Nobody is stealing anyone's idea.
But you're piggybacking on someone else's idea.
That's why I'm Chai Tsau-shui.
But...
But what? That guy is full of hot air.
I don't think he can deliver.
Unlike us! Our office is organising it.
We deliver what we promise.
What if he could make it happen?
Good! We'll see how many will show up?
Let's see who has the bigger draw!
Our office is organising a function.
Look! A Father's Day party!
Take a look...
We're having a Father's Day party.
A Father's Day party...
The district council is having a Father's Day party,
you and your husband are welcome to join us.
I'm divorced!
Invite your father!
Right!
He's dead!
Lily, can we go now?
You just said your father's dead!
He's my Honey!
Honey?!
You like Father's Day kid?
No...
Take one...
No...
Hey, you're giving out flyers too?
Let's see...Father's Day party?
You stole my idea!
There's no copyright on Father's Day,
Nobody is stealing anyone's idea.
I noticed nobody is taking your flyer,
I decided to give you a hand!
Besides, the Bible says...
The Bible says no one is taking your flyer either.
Mom, don't argue!
What?
Why aren't people taking the flyers today?
You're right!
There's quite a crowd over there!
Are they giving out rice?
Father's Day party...
Excuse me...
You can invite your grandfather...
Lam Tsoi-yeh?
Hello, Counselor! Reverend!
Give me a COPY!
You're organising a party too?
I invited you both to discuss the Father's Day party.
I know you're doing this for the community.
But if we're all having our own party,
it would appear we're hustling for business.
I don't consider this a business.
As a district counselor,
I always organise the festival activities
and the neighbours are used to it.
I think you should give up your parties.
You're welcome to join ours
but I strongly suggest that you give up yours.
But it was my idea.
I suspect you saw it on my website and stole my idea.
I stole your idea?
It's quite alright.
There's no copyright on Father's Day.
Nobody is copying anyone else.
But I think because I shared my experience on the your web radio,
people's interest in a Father's Day party has increased.
You don't know how to organise a party.
Unlike you, I have the money, persuasiveness and ability.
The key to organising such a party is getting sponsors.
It has nothing to do with money, persuasiveness and ability.
You think you'll have a party with sponsors?
There's still a lot of work to do.
I know, find the venue and performers;
better yet, have a lucky draw.
The church does that!
What do you mean by that?
Trying to contradict me in every way you can.
This is what we do,
are you ganging up on me now?
Don't say that!
I see nothing wrong with a father organising a Father Day's party.
It's also reasonable for him to have a party for his father.
Counselor, maybe you should consider backing off.
You can join me if you really want to organise a party.
Or join me!
We can do this together!
Good idea!
Counselor, you're welcome to join us.
No!
Forget it!
(If I help Mom, I can’t get you sponsors. Mom would know!)
Counselor, you can still get involved...
What?
How soon you change your tune!
I don't want us to fight,
I only want what's best for the party.
Mom, now that he's changed his mind,
you should join him,
The web-cast has a big draw!
Really?
Now that you have invited me to join you,
I'll try to work with you.
You're working with us.
Boss, I have something for you.
Your resignation?
No, I want a day off.
No! Why should I give you a day off?
Because I'm entitled to it.
If you won't sign it, I'll file a complaint
and everyone in Hong Kong will know you broke the law.
Then my Daddy would know!
Leave Daddy out of this! I'll sign!
There's more...
What now?
I want everyone else to get the day off.
Why should I give them the day off?
Because they want to join my Father's Day party.
They're entitled to their leave.
You're breaking the law if you don't approve
Fine! I'll sign it...
Boss...
What now?
I need you to be generous and sponsor some things...
Here's the list.
That's enough! You don't scare me, Lam Tsoi-yeh!
It's time for a showdown!
Showdown?
I know about your conspiracy.
Why don't I know about it?
How much do you want?
Everything!
That's too much!
Will you settle for half?
Half is not enough!
Why do you need so much?
Share them with the others.
You're sharing my Daddy's hundreds of billions?
What? I'm talking about the list.
Not Daddy's fortune?
Why would I need his fortune?
I only need soft drinks, lemon tea etc.
That's all? Nothing else?
No!
I'll sign it!
There!
That's all for now.
I'll let you know if I need more.
He wants more...
He plans to drain me of my fortune!
Boss!
You don't have time for TV and massage!
Lam Tsoi-yeh is about to take my fortune!
Lam Tsoi-yeh?
What is it, Boss?
I just had a showdown with him.
He put up such a good act.
What? You're not my father?
You're watching TV?
Though I raised you, you're not my son.
No way! of course you're my father!
Who's my real father?
Your uncle!
That's right!
This is just like the footage you showed me.
Boss, I think I screwed up!
Boss, Lam Tsoi-yeh is not your brother!
What?